|● Keep a rattlesnake as a pet|
|● Sell both your kidneys on the internet|
|● Eat a tube of superglue|
Sell both your kidneys on the internet is the 2nd line of the 4th verse.
This line is portrayed with a blue, kidney-shaped man with clearly visible red stitches on his sides, where Dunce's kidneys should be. He is always holding a large stack of cash, which he got from selling his kidneys on the internet, and is also always smiling.
In the videoEdit
The character appears on the screen dancing in an odd manner, he does not follow any other dancers, by shaking back and forth throughout nearly his entire screen time.
The player must tap the dots in order to suture Dunce's injury. If the player wins, he will continue dancing in the same way as the original video. If the player doesn't sew the wound shut, Dunce will bleed and collapse, resulting in failure.
In Dunce's second minigame, you must drag the organisms in the right spot. If you win, Dunce will give you a kiss. If you don't, Dunce will again bleed and faint, resulting in failure.
He is also involved in a third minigame, but this one is entirely different than the others. In this minigame, rather than sewing up his kidneys or placing his organs back in his body, 3 of him will be seen walking towards a train holding phones up to their ears. There is a gap between the concrete and the train which the player must avoid by tapping on the screen to make them jump. If the player is successful, the train will take off. If the player fails, one of them will fall underneath the tracks, then the other ones will appear with a worried look on their face. If the last one falls, only one of his clones appear. The characters can either be seen walking very close to each other or very far apart. If they are closer together, it is usually impossible to complete the game this way by tapping on the screen rapidly.