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Also, be safe around trains OK?

Metro is Dunce's website which has been down since an unspecified time.

After an unspecified time, the domain has been sold; the site has been relaunched with different details, and not owned by Metro anymore.


The website featured not much, only Dunce shaking his regular dance, and a caption saying "NO. And also, be safe around trains, okay?". The website has a link to the official Dumb Ways to Die website.

In search engines, the description caption reads, "Make MONEY and LOSE WEIGHT now!", confirming that it is a trick site.

Characters FeaturedEdit

The character featured was Dunce.